How to spot a stripper in public

This is a task that one may think is easy but really isnt. But fortunetly for you there are a few key giveaways. Some of these youve heard of and others you may be suprised. The main focus of this blog is to show you how to distinguish just a typical slutty girl from a stripper in public. Here are a few simple rules that must be followed before classifing one as a sip (stripper in public) to avoid embarassment.

#1. Just because she paid in dollar bills dosent mean shes a stripper. Ya gotta remember there is a plethera of good looking females that are also waitresses. To use this method as a solid factor in identifing a SIP you must get a good look at the money. If the money is wrinkly than she might be a stripper but still be cautious. At this point try to casualy look into her purse. This could be a risky manuever but if pulled off correctly could identify the target as a SIP. If inside the purse is just an array of ones and twenties this is an immediate give away as an SIP and your profiling is over congrats. (twenties is always the key factor no one tips a waitress in twenties).

#2 Six inch stilletos not as much of a giveaway as one may think. Anyone who dosent spend much time in a strip club will assume that six inch heels are only for strippers. NOT TRUE! Theses heels here forward refered to as CFMH (come fuck me heels) are also worn by women of all walks of life. One may wear them to work in order to tighten the buns ( so her boss gives her a promotion) or just to look like a slut ( yes occasionally women want to look like sluts even i dont know why). The key give away for a SIP wearing CFMH is all in the style and timing. First if your at a gas station at 2 am theres a women buying menthol cigarettes and wearing any form of CFMH than you have all the rights to assume such individual is a SIP. Another key give away is if the CFMH are clear. If this is the case there is no doubt left and you have no reason to use any other identifing factors. Finally if she is wearing CFMH with short shorts and leg warmers target is definetly a stripper. (mostly bc its not 1985)

#3 SHORT SHORTS DO NOT MAKE A FEMALE A STRIPPER! If target is wearing short shorts you must use other identifing factors to assume she is a SIP.

Please remember these guidelines before identifying one as a SIP. This is a skilled that can be learned and honed. But there is one last thing you may resort to if you are still unsure, ask! If shes under 25 and displaying any of these signs ide bet my bottom dollar shell tell you she is.