Ok so this is based on the childhood favorite "If You Give A Mouse a Cookie". I thought there was already a story like this but i quess i was wrong. Hope ya enjoy!
If ya give a stipper a dollar, shes gonna want a dance
If ya give a stripper a dance shes gonna ask you if you want 6 more.
If you get six more your gonna have to visit the atm.
If you visit the atm your wife is gonna see the clubs name on the statement.
If your wife sees the clubs name on the statement shes gonna want a divorce.
If you get a divorce than shes gonna take the kids.
If she takes the kids your gonna have to pay child support.
If you have to pay child support your not gonna be able to pay the mortgage.
If you cant pay the mortgage your gonna be homeless.
If your homeless youll have to move in with your mom.
If you move in with your mom your never gonna get laid.
If you never get laid your gonna wanna visit the strip club.
If you visit the strip club your gonna give a stripper a dollar.
This time youve got nothing to lose ;)
moral of the story dont give a stripper a dollar unless of course you already live with your mom! Than ya got nothin to lose!
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