A lil tid bit on female customers...

There are four main types of female customers in a strip club. The first is the Jealous girlfriend (which is actually broken into three catagories) Second the "wanna be" third the "Off Duty Booty"and finally the lesbian.The Folowing blog will explore each unigue brand, parental adivorsy is in effect for this one.

First the "Jealous Girlfriend" as i stated there are 3 different catagories. The first is a dangerous brand that isnt really considered a "customer" but needs to be touched on. This is the wife/girlfriend who wasnt aware there significant other was patronizing and adult establishment. This girl is easy to spot, she usually blows through the door (ignoring the doorman) and bee lines right for "her man" (who usually has another girl on his lap uh oh..). In a good club this situation is usually guickly diffused and your in no danger other than that feeling that all guys get for eachother when you know another guy is in DEEEEEEEEP SHIT. The Second type is no threat to anyone other than any dancers trying to make money. This is a girl who says shes cool with her man going to the strip club but ultimitly isnt and therefore makes him take her everytime. This female will never leave her mans side, usually seen sitting on his lap or all over him all night. Its like a primal need to mark her territory. (shes usually very threatened by all the dancers so if you are a dancer approaching could be dangerous).Shell typically look overly skanky and grind on her man all night, i assume to remind her man he dosent need a stripper, not to be confussed with a "Wanna Be" theyll be touched on later. Overall this is a non threatning brand to any customers and will actually help in cyphining the girls your way. The third is the quiet onlooker. Usually just a shy person overall but still wants to keep an eye on her property. Shell sit drink soda or water and just watch. She may seem nice but im sure her man will get it when she gets home.

The second is the "Wanna Be". Unfortuneltly the most common of all female customers. This girl wants to be a stripper so bad it hurts. Shes usually a good show but after about an hour you relize shes just annoying. Shell be tipping the girls and showing her boobs, dancing on customers and showing her boobs, buying dances and showing her boobs. Ya get the point she pretty much will be topless the entire night. Most guys right now are probobly like "ALRIGHT! JUST LIKE ANOTHER DANCER!" Unfortunetly this type of girl is rarely hot and usually taken. She almost falls under the jealous girlfriend catagory but really she just comes with her man to prove that she could be a stripper. Seventy Five percent of the time this is immensly untrue. Being in the buisness all i can this is HEY YA STUPID HOE YOUR PAYING TO DO THAT!! HOW COME YOU JUST DONT BECOME A STRIPPER AND GET PAID FOR IT! This girl will drop a rediculous amount of money and really will accomplish nothing. "Wanna Be" are worthless attention whores... as well as regualr whores.

The third is the most fun by far, i like to call the the "Off Duty Booty". Shes the stripper either not working that night or from another club. Shell be doing everything that the "Wanna Be" does but with one distinct difference, SHE REALLY IS A STRIPPER! Shell have a ton of fun and run in a group. Very approachable and will definetly party with you and your loser friends.

Finally is the "Lesbian". Shes just like a male customer. She munches rug and thats the only reason shes there. Idk what else to say... LESBIANS LIKE WOMEN,MEN LIKE WOMEN that makes lesbians no different that any guy that walks in. Dont approach she dosent want your pee pee promise, and no you wont changer her mind with your sexy look or ambercrombie cologne i promise.

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